The Complete Christmas
Collection
Christmas Recipes, Crafts
and Kids Activities and xmas stories. 10.
Buy presents for more people than just yourself
9. Treat all your drunken
relatives the same. Dont just trip one, trip them all!
8. Dress your children
up like little elves when you go to your family gathering. It will be something
nice to make fun of them for when they are older
7. Going up to Santa Claus
and sitting on his lap, no matter how old you are
6. Using a real Christmas
tree instead of cutting down your neighbors Elm tree because its leaves floated
onto your yard
5. Use actual Christmas lights instead of using a flashlight
4.
Dressing up like Santas little helper and helping your man friend in the bedroom
3.
Wear a Santa Suit to work.. Even if you are a lawyer
2. After you shove
your fellow shopper to the ground and steal their DVD Player say Merry Christmas
1.
New Years shouldnt be the only day that you walk around half naked, drunk and
speaking in three word sentences. Theres also Christmas.
Gary
is a writer for Poetry and Articles
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